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Danske citater:

  • Alt har forandret sig, undtagen den mĂĄde, vi tænker pĂĄ.
  • Den vanskeligste ting at forstĂĄ i denne verden, er indkomstskatten.
  • Der findes kun to mĂĄder at leve livet pĂĄ. Den ene er, som om ingenting er et mirakel. Den anden er, som om alting er et mirakel.
  • Der findes to ting, som er uendelige: Universet og den menneskelige dumhed. Og nĂĄr det gælder universet, er jeg endda ikke helt sikker.
  • Det er beskæmmende, at vi lever i en tid, hvor det er lettere at sprænge et atom end en norm.
  • Det er en fantastisk følelse at opdage, at enheden i komplekse fænomener viser sig at være ting meget langt fra den direkte synlighed.
  • Det mystiske er det mest vidunderlige, vi kan opleve. Det er kilden til al ægte kunst og videnskab.
  • Det vigtige er at blive ved med at stille spørgsmĂĄl.
  • En videnskabsmand er en mand, der ved noget om noget, som resten af verden er uvidende om, og er uvidende om det, som hele verden ved.
  • End ikke alverdens forsøg kan bevise at jeg har ret; Et enkelt eksperiment kan bevise, at jeg ikke har det.
  • Et menneskes sande værdi skal ses i dets evne til at frigøre sig fra sig selv.
  • Fred kan ikke trækkes ned over os med magt, man kan kun opnĂĄ det gennem forstĂĄelse.
  • Ikke alt, der kan tælles, tæller, og ikke alt, der tæller, kan tælles
  • Jeg tænker aldrig pĂĄ fremtiden. Den kommer tidsnok.
  • Læg din hĂĄnd pĂĄ en varm kogeplade i et minut, og det vil føles som en time. Sid med en flot pige i en time, og det vl føles som et minut. Det er relativitet.
  • Nationalisme er en børnesygdom. Den er menneskehedens mæslinger.
    NĂĄr jeg ser pĂĄ mig selv og mine tankemetoder, mĂĄ jeg konkludere at fantasiens gave har betydet mere for mig, end evnen til at tilegne mig ny viden.
  • Prøv ikke at blive en mand med succes, men prøv hellere at blive en mand med værdier.
  • Sund fornuft er samlingen af fordomme erhvervet som attenĂĄrig.
  • Videnskab uden religion er lam. Religion uden videnskab er blind.
  • Visdom er ikke resultatet af en uddannelse, men et livslangt forsøg pĂĄ at opnĂĄ det.


Engelske citater:

  • A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.
  • All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
  • Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.
  • Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
    As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; as far as they are certain, they do not refer to. Reality.
  • Chess holds its master in its own bonds, shackling the mind and brain so that the inner freedom of the very strongest must suffer.
  • Common sense is that layer of prejudices which we acquire before we are sixteen The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown
  • Curiosity has its own reason for existence. Never lose a holy curiosity.
  • Degeneracy follows every autocratic system of violence, for violence inevitably attracts moral inferiors. Time has proven that illustrious tyrants are succeeded by scoundrels.
  • Do not worry about your problems in mathematics. I assure you, my problems with mathematics are much greater than yours.
  • Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
  • Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment.
  • God does not play dice with the universe.
  • God may be subtle, but He isn't mean.
  • Gravitation can not be held resposible for people falling in love.
  • Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.
  • He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe is as good as dead; his eyes are closed.
  • He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice.
  • I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge.
  • Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world
  • I do not believe in the immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics to be an exclusively human concern without any superhuman authority behind it.
  • I don't know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
  • I feel that you are justified in looking into the future with true assurance, because you have a mode of living in which we find the joy of life and the joy of work harmoniously combined. Added to this is the spirit of ambition which pervades your very be
  • I have little patience with scientists who take a board of wood look for its thinnest part and drill a great number of holes where drilling is easiest.
  • I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
  • I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
  • I want to know the thoughts of God. Everything else is just details.
  • If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my day-dreams in music. I see my life in terms of music... I get most joy in life. out of music.
  • If only I had known, I would have been a locksmith.
  • If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
  • If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
  • If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
  • Imagination is more important than knowledge.
  • In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep.
  • Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
  • It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
  • It is impossible to get anywhere without sinning against reason.
  • It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.
  • It is the theory that decides what we can observe.
  • It is, in fact, nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of instruction have not yet entirely strangled the holy curiosity of inquiry. , Autobiographical Notes
  • It stands to the everlasting credit of science that by acting on the human mind it has overcome man's insecurity before himself and before nature.
  • It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
  • Mankind must give up war in the Atomic Era. What is at stake is the life or death of humanity.
  • Mozart is the greatest composer of all. Beethoven created his music, but the music of Mozart is of such purity and beauty that one feels he merely found it—that it has always existed as part of the inner beauty of the universe waiting to be revealed.
  • My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
  • Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
  • Never did Mozart write for eternity, and it is for precisely that reason that much of what he wrote is for eternity.
  • No, this trick won't work..How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important biological phenomenon as first love ?
  • Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
  • Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
  • Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
  • People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between the past, present and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion
  • Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity
  • Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
  • Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.
  • Science is a refinement of everyday thinking.
  • Science is the attempt to make the chaotic diversity of our sense-experience correspond to a logically uniform system of thought
  • Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.
  • Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
  • Teaching should be such that what is offered is perveived as a valuable gift and not as a hard duty.
  • The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.
  • The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
  • The ideals which have always shone before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty, and truth. To make a goal of comfort or happiness has never appealed to me; a system of ethics built on this basis would be sufficient only for a herd
  • The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.
  • The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unhappy but hardly fit for life.
  • The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science.
  • The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is incomprehensible.
  • The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them.
  • The process of scientific discovery is, in effect, a continual flight from wonder.
  • The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
  • The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
  • The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
  • The unleased power of the atom has changed everything save our modes of thinking and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe
  • The world is dangerous to live in, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and let them do so.
  • There are only two truly infinite things, the universe and stupidity. And I am unsure about the universe.
  • There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle
  • There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be obtainable. It would mean that the atom would have to be shattered at will (1932)
  • This heroism at command, this senseless violence, this accursed bombast of patriotism--how intensely I despise them
  • To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
  • Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
  • Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
  • We believe that an informed citizenry will act for life and not for death. (1947)
  • We cannot dispair of humanity, since we are ourselves human beings.


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