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• Alle ender med at kysse den forkerte person godnat.
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• Det er ikke, hvad man er, der tæller - det er hvad de tror, man er.
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• Jeg bliver uafbrudt jaloux, Jeg tror, jeg er et af de mest jaloux mennesker i verden. Min højre hÃ¥nd er jaloux pÃ¥ min venstre, hvis den maler et pænt billede
• Jeg elsker kedelige ting. Jeg kan godt lide, at ting er pÃ¥ samme mÃ¥de igen og igen.
• Jeg er altid pÃ¥ udkig efter den der ting til fem dollars, som i virkeligheden er millioner værd.
• Jeg er virkelig bange for at være lykkelig, for jeg ved, at det ikke holder.
• Jeg forestiller mig aldrig, at folk dør. De er bare i stormagasinet.
• Jeg har aldrig taget livet af nogen. Men jeg har læst en hel del dødsannoncer med stor fornøjelse.
• Jeg laver eksperimentalfilm. Det kalder jeg dem, fordi jeg ikke aner, hvad jeg laver.
• Jeg løber altid ind i stærke kvinder, der leder efter svage mænd, som kan dominere dem.
• Jeg synes, alle skulle være en maskine. Jeg synes, alle skulle være som alle andre.
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• Man kan aldrig være sikker med døden... For man er jo ikke til stede, sÃ¥ man ved, nÃ¥r det er sket.
• Omtale er som at spise peanuts. NÃ¥r først man er begyndt, kan man ikke holde op.
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• An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he - for some reason - thinks it would be a good idea to give them.
• Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.
• During the 1960s, I think, people forgot what emotions were supposed to be. And I don't think they've ever remembered.
• Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.
• Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
• Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
• I always wished I had died, and I still wish that, because I could have gotten the whole thing over with.
• I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
• I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.
• I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.
• I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.
• If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films and me, and there I am. There's nothing behind it.
• I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.
• It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor's finger.
• I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks.
• Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.
• The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
• The most exciting thing is not doing it. If you fall in love with someone and never do it, it's much more exciting.
• They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
• When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.