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CITATER - ANDY WARHOL

 

 

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Danske citater:

  • Alle ender med at kysse den forkerte person godnat.
  • Der er ingen, som jeg har specielt lyst til at være sammen med. Mine venner er hvem som helst, der står foran mig.
  • Det er ikke, hvad man er, der tæller - det er hvad de tror, man er.
    Intellektuelle er kedelige.
  • Jeg bliver uafbrudt jaloux, Jeg tror, jeg er et af de mest jaloux mennesker i verden. Min højre hånd er jaloux på min venstre, hvis den maler et pænt billede
  • Jeg elsker kedelige ting. Jeg kan godt lide, at ting er på samme måde igen og igen.
  • Jeg er altid på udkig efter den der ting til fem dollars, som i virkeligheden er millioner værd.
  • Jeg er virkelig bange for at være lykkelig, for jeg ved, at det ikke holder.
  • Jeg forestiller mig aldrig, at folk dør. De er bare i stormagasinet.
  • Jeg har aldrig taget livet af nogen. Men jeg har læst en hel del dødsannoncer med stor fornøjelse.
  • Jeg laver eksperimentalfilm. Det kalder jeg dem, fordi jeg ikke aner, hvad jeg laver.
  • Jeg løber altid ind i stærke kvinder, der leder efter svage mænd, som kan dominere dem.
  • Jeg synes, alle skulle være en maskine. Jeg synes, alle skulle være som alle andre.
  • Jeg tror på dæmpet lys og snydespejle. Alle har ret til det lys, de behøver.
  • Man kan aldrig være sikker med døden... For man er jo ikke til stede, så man ved, når det er sket.
  • Omtale er som at spise peanuts. Når først man er begyndt, kan man ikke holde op.
  • Sex og fester er de to eneste ting, hvor man rent faktisk skal være til stede.

 

Engelske citater:

  • An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he - for some reason - thinks it would be a good idea to give them.
  • Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.
  • During the 1960s, I think, people forgot what emotions were supposed to be. And I don't think they've ever remembered.
  • Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.
  • Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
  • Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
  • I always wished I had died, and I still wish that, because I could have gotten the whole thing over with.
  • I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
  • I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.
  • I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.
  • I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.
  • If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films and me, and there I am. There's nothing behind it.
  • I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.
  • It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor's finger.
  • I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks.
  • Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.
  • The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
  • The most exciting thing is not doing it. If you fall in love with someone and never do it, it's much more exciting.
  • They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
  • When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.

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