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Danske citater:

  • Alle vil leve længe, men ingen vil være gammel.
  • Den fraværende er aldrig uden fejl. Ej heller den tilstedeværende uden undskyldning.
  • Den kloge behøver intet råd. Tåben vil ikke tage imod det.
  • Den, som bliver forelsket i sig selv, har ingen rivaler.
  • Den, som ikke vil rådes, kan ikke hjælpes.
  • Den, som lever på håbet, dør fastende.
  • Der findes tre trofaste venner: en gammel hustru, en gammel hund og rede penge
  • Der har aldrig været en god krig eller en dårlig fred.
  • Det bedste er det billigste.
  • Det er dårlig opførsel at bringe en idiot til tavshed, og grusomhed at lade ham fortsætte.
  • Det, som begynder i vrede, ender i skam.
  • Elsker du livet? Så spild ikke tiden, for den er det stof, livet er lavet af
  • En enlig mand har ikke nær den værdi, som han ville have, hvis han var gift. Han er et ufuldstændigt dyr. Han ligner den ene halvdel af en saks.
  • En god samvittighed er uafbrudt jul.
  • En landmand mellem to advokater er som en fisk mellem to katte.
  • En ungkarl er et ufuldstændigt dyr; han ligner halvdelen af en saks.
  • Erfaringens skole har høje udgifter, men for tosser findes der ingen anden.
  • Et uordentligt skrivebord er et tegn på en ordentlig tankegang.
  • Godt gjort er bedre end godt sagt.
  • Gud helbreder, og lægen tager honoraret.
  • Gud kurerer, lægen tager honoraret.
  • Gæster og fisk begynder at lugte efter tre dage.
  • Han var så lærd, at han kunne sige hat på ni sprog, men så uvidende, at han købte en ko til at ride på.
  • Hold øjnene vidt åbne inden du gifter dig, men luk dem halvt i, når du er blevet gift.
  • Hvem har bedraget dig så ofte som du selv?
  • Hvis du vil vide, hvad penge er værd - så forsøg at låne nogen.
  • Ingenting er sikkert her i verden, undtagen døden og skatterne.
  • Løg kan tilmed få arvinger og enker til at græde.
  • Man kunne opfostre to børn for, hvad det koster at have en last.
  • Pas på en ung læge og en gammel barber.
  • Pas på med små udgifter; en lille læk vil sænke et stort skib.
  • Rige enker er de eneste som sælges fordrukne til nypris.
  • Skjul ikke dine evner. De er givet for at blive brugt. Til hvad nytte er et solur i skyggen?
  • Skriv i sand de uretfærdigheder, du møder - mejsl i sten de velgerninger, du kommer ud for.
  • Vask din finger før du peger på mine pletter.
  • Velsignet er den, som intet forventet, for han vil aldrig blive skuffet.
  • Øl er beviset på, at Gud elsker os og vil, at vi skal være lykkelige.

 

Engelske citater:

  • A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his friends in countenance.
  • A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
  • A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors
  • A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over.
  • Admiration is the daughter of ignorance.
  • Anger is never without a reason, but seldom a good one.
  • At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgment.
  • Beware of small expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.
  • Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
  • Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich men poor.
  • Do'st thou love life, then do not squander time, for that's the stuff life is made of
  • Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.
  • Fatigue is the best pillow.
  • Fish and visitors smell in three days.
  • Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
  • God grant that not only the love of liberty but a thorough knowledge of the rights of man may pervade all the nations of the earth, so that a philosopher may set his foot anywhere on its surface and say: This is my country. , (1789)
  • God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
  • He that composes himself is wiser than he that composes books.
  • He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
  • He who won't be counseled can't be helped.
  • Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?
  • Hunger is the best pickle.
  • If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
  • If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some; for he that goes a-borrowing goes a-sorrowing
  • In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes
  • Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards
  • Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.
  • Many have quarreled about religion that never practiced it
  • Necessity never made a good bargain
  • Nothing is more fatal to health than an overcare of it
  • One good Husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are the more they're valued.
  • Our necessities never equal our wants.
  • Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God.
  • Sin is not harmful because it is forbidden, but it is forbidden because it is hurtful.
  • The absent are never without fault. Nor the present without excuse.
  • The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
  • The discontented man finds no easy chair.
  • The first mistake in public business is the going into it.
  • The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart.
  • The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
  • The secret of success is constancy to purpose.
  • The use of money is all the advantage there is in having money.
  • They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
  • Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.
  • To err is human, to repent divine; to persist, devilish.
  • To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends.
  • To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that of gratitude, when it is not in our power to repay it.
  • Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults in the first.
  • Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
  • Where liberty is, there is my country.
  • Who had deceived thee so often as thyself?
  • Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
  • You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?
  • You may delay, but time will not.

 

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