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  • Amerika er et land, hvor enhver mand har sin frihed til at gøre, hvad hans kone vil.
  • At gamle mænd skulle være vise er en stor fejltagelse. De bliver ikke visere, de bliver mere forsigtige
  • Den eneste måde at finde ud af, om en person er til at stole på, er ved at stole på ham
  • Den officielle moral er noget, man kræver af andre, men virkelige moralkrav kan man med rimelighed kun stille til sig selv.
  • Det mærkeligste ved fremtiden er, at man så vil kalde vor tid for "de gode gamle dage"
  • En dranker gift med en sindsyg er ikke odds, der hjælper en forfatter
  • Enhver mands liv ender på samme måde, og det er kun detaljerne med hensyn til, hvordan han levede, og hvordan han døde, der skiller den ene mand fra den anden
  • Hvad er moralsk? Det er det, der føles godt - bagefter
  • Hvis du kan kende forskel på et godt råd og et dårligt råd, har du slet ikke brug for råd.
  • I skyttegravene er der ingen ateister.
  • Kærligheden er en mødding, sagde Harry. - Og jeg er hanen, der kravler op på toppen for at gale. , Kilimanjaros sne
  • Lykke! Åh, det er meget enkelt. Det er bare et godt helbred og en dårlig hukommelse
  • Rige mennesker er kedelige, de drikker for meget
  • Verden er et smukt sted - og værd at kæmpe for.
  • Vær nøgtern og gør altid det, som du sagde, at du ville, da du var fuld. Det burde lære dig at holde kæft.
  • Aldrig forveksle bevægelse medf handling.

 

Engelske citater:

  • A cat has absolute emotional honesty; human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
  • A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
  • All things truly wicked start from an innocence.
  • Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
  • As you get older it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary.
  • But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated
  • Courage is grace under pressure
  • Cowardice ... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination
  • Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination.
  • Decadence is a difficult word to use since it has become little more than a term of abuse applied by critics to anything they do not yet understand or which seems to differ from their moral concepts.
  • Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle.
  • Don't you like to write letters. I do because it's such a swell way to keep from working and yet feel you've done something.
  • Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know
  • Here is the piece. If you can't say fornicate can you say copulate or if not that can you say co-habit? If not that would have to say consummate I suppose. Use your own good taste and judgment.
  • I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can.
  • I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen
  • I wish I could write well enough to write about aircraft. Faulkner did it very well in Pylon but you cannot do something someone else has done though you might have done it if they hadn't.
  • If one can distinguish between good advice and bad advice, one does not need advice.
  • It wasn't by accident that the Gettysburg address was so short. The laws of prose writing are as immutable as those of flight, of mathematics, of physics.
  • My attitude toward punctuation is that it ought to be as conventional as possible. The game of golf would lose a good deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
  • Never mistake motion for action.
  • Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."
  • Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat -- no matter who killed the meat for him.
  • Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? He thinks I don't know the ten-dollar words. I know them all right. But there are older and simpler and better words, and those are the ones I use.
  • Real seriousness in regard to writing is one of two absolute necessities. The other, unfortunately, is talent.
  • That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best --make it all up --but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way.
  • The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof, shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great writers have had it.
  • The only thing that could spoil a day was people . . . People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself
  • The world breaks everyone, and afterward many are strong at the broken places , A Farewell to Arms
  • There are events which are so great that if a writer has participated in them his obligation is to write truly rather than assume the presumption of altering them with invention.
  • They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure.
  • To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
  • We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.
  • What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.

 

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