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Danske citater:

  • En kvinde foretrækker ofte en mands gaver frem for hans selskab.
  • En kvinde ved, at en mand er forelsket i hende lang tid før han selv ved det.
  • En skuespiller er ikke en maskine, men de behandler dig som en maskine. En pengemaskine.
  • I Hollywood betaler de ti tusind dollars for et kys og halvtreds cents for din sjæl.
  • Jeg betragter ikke mig selv som en handelsvare, men det er jeg sikker på at mange andre har gjort.
  • Jeg har for megen fantasi til at være husmor
  • Jeg har ikke noget imod at leve i en mandsverden, så længe jeg kan være kvinde i den.
  • Jeg har været kalenderpige, men jeg er aldrig kommet til tiden.
  • Jeg ved ikke, hvem der opfandt de høhe hæle, men alle kvinder skylder ham en del.
  • Når en kvinde vil vise sig fra sin bedste side, bør hun ikke sidde på den.
  • Sex er en naturlig ting, og jeg går ind for det naturlige
  • Som lille pige fik jeg aldrig at vide, at jeg var køn. Alle små piger skal have at vide, at de er kønne, også selv om de ikke er
  • Ægtemænd er som regel gode elskere - når de bedrager deres koner.

 

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  • A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night.
  • An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A money machine.
  • Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
  • Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
  • Dreaming about being an actress, is more exciting then being one.
  • Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
  • First, I'm trying to prove to myself that I'm a person. Then maybe I'll convince myself that I'm an actress.
  • Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
  • Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
  • I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle.
  • I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.
  • I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.
  • I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.
  • It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
  • It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
  • I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.
  • No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't.
  • Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
  • The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up.
  • The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.
  • To put it bluntly, I seem to have a whole superstructure with no foundation. But I'm working on the foundation.
  • What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.

 

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