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Danske citater:

  • Det er mangel på tro, der gør mennesker bange for at møde udfordringer, og jeg tror på mig selv.
  • Det er svært at være ydmyg, når man er så stor som jeg
  • Et menneske uden fantasi har ingen vinger.
  • Et menneske, som ser verden på samme måde som 50-årig, som da han var 20, har spildt 30 år af sit liv.
  • Hjælpsomhed mod andre er den husleje, du betaler for at bo her på jorden.
  • Jeg er så hurtig, at jeg slukker kontakten i mit soveværelse, og er i seng, før lyset går ud.
  • Min hårdeste kamp var mod min første kone.
  • Venskab er det sværeste i verden at forklare. Det er ikke noget du lærer i skolen. Men hvis du ikke har lært betydningen af venskab, har du i virkeligheden ikke lært noget som helst.


Engelske citater:

  • I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own.
  • A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life
  • A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing.
  • Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are.
  • At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don't get very far.
  • Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.
  • Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
  • Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.
  • Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything
  • Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
  • Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn't matter which color does the hating. It's just plain wrong.
  • He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.
  • I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.
  • I figure I'll be champ for about ten years and then I'll let my brother take over - like the Kennedys down in Washington.
  • I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
  • I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.'
  • I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want.
  • I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.
  • I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
  • I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them.
  • It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe.
  • It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just beat people up
  • It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believe in myself.
  • It's not bragging if you can back it up.
  • My toughest fight was with my first wife.
  • My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
  • Old age is just a record of one's whole life.
  • Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even
  • Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.
  • Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer.
  • The man who has no imagination has no wings.
  • The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life
  • The service you do for others is the rent you pay for the time you spend on earth.
  • Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change.
  • When you're as great as I am, it's hard to be humble.


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