Danske citater:

• Amerika er en fejltagelse, en gigantisk fejltagelse
• At være fuldkommen ærlig overfor sig selv er en god øvelse
• Den eneste unaturlige seksualadfærd er ingen seksualadfærd.
• Den første mand, der først brugte sproget og ikke sine hænder, var grundlæggeren af civilisationen.
• Der er ingen tvivl om, at rygning er en form for oral nydelse.
• Det store spørgsmÃ¥l - som jeg ikke har været i stand til at besvare - er, "Hvad ønsker en kvinde sig?"
• Fra fejl til fejl opdager man hele sandheden
• Hvis du har svært ved at tage en beslutning, ja eller nej, sÃ¥ prøv at slÃ¥ plat eller krone. NÃ¥r du ser udfaldet, fÃ¥r du pludselig lettere ved at bestemme dig.
• Hvorfor frygte døden? Det er den smukkeste oplevelse i livet
• Kærlighed og arbejde er hjørnestenene i vores menneskelighed
• Kærligheden kan ikke være meget yngre end mordlysten.
• Ord var oprindelig trolddom.
• Religion er en illusion, og den opnÃ¥r sin styrke fra den vilighed til at tilpasse sig vores instinktive ønskeimpulser
• Sindet er som et isbjerg; det flyder med 1/7 over vandoverfladen
• Somme tider er en cigar bare en cigar

Engelske citater:

• A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord with them: they are legitimately what directs his conduct in the world
• Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise
• From error to error, one discovers the entire truth
• I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.
• Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness
• Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder.
• People should not strive to eliminate their complexes, but to get in accord with them; they are legitimately what directs their contacts with the world
• Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from its readiness to fit in with our instinctual wishful impulses
• Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
• That smoking is a form of oral pleasure, let there be no doubt.
• The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
• The mind is like an iceberg, it floats with one-seventh of its bulk above water
• What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult
• What we call happiness in the strictest sense comes from the (preferably sudden) satisfaction of needs which have been dammed up to a high degree
• Whoever loves becomes humble. Those who love have, so to speak, pawned a part of their narcissism
• Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life